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Bank robber burst into a bank, brandished a gun, and jumped the counter to confront the poor bank tellers. They were so freaked
out afterward that they could not say if the robber was black or white. Turned out to be a white kid, 17 years old, who had such
a fixation on Tupac Shakur that he jerry curled his hair and adopted a gangsta style of speaking, especially predominate when
robbing banks. Note to bank robbers: don’t spend a few minutes hanging outside the bank, dropping your used cigarette butts
onto the ground where the police detectives will absolutely find and collect them and have them tested for DNA. Also the police
chief was a little chagrined about that particular robbery because the bank was directly across from the City Hall, and he had
been in there at that time having a meeting with the mayor while the bank got robbed across the street.

Responded to a tree-cutting complaint. The usual kind; somebody’s scenic view was being blocked so they removed the
offending trees, which may or not usually be on somebody else’s property. When I knocked on the suspect’s door, it was opened
by somebody I recognized: my old high school English teacher.

A sailor called 911 from his house to report his all terrain off road quad runner thing had been stolen from his yard. I arrived and
saw the scene: the suspect(s) had tried to steal it while it was on a small trailer. The suspect(s) put a trailer hitch on their truck,
backed up to the trailer, connected it, and took off. But forgot to, uh, bolt in the trailer hitch receiver to their truck. So on their
way out the driveway, the hitch fell out of the back of the receiver and the trailer and quad stayed behind while the truck
continued. The suspect(s) came back though, and were able to lift the quad off the trailer and get it into the back of the getaway
truck. They then got away with it, but left a mess behind.