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Hysterical mother picked up her 3 year old daughter from her babysitter’s house. Mom was freaking out because there was a
Strange Car in the driveway! And then a Strange Man answered the door! The police were called! I watched with raised eyebrows
as mom ran her daughter outside to her minivan asking repeatedly “Did anybody touch you? Did anybody touch you? Did
anybody touch you?” Daughter said “No” every time. Mom, not convinced, stripped daughter’s clothes off and did an immediate
full body exam by the sidewalk. I tried to assure her that daughter appeared to be totally fine. Four minutes later, the daughter,
trying to be a helpful 3 year old, said “Mommy, somebody touched me.” Mom looked at me and said “She might be saying that
because I planted the idea in her head.” Yeah, no shit. I told her that asking leading questions like that to little kids was so
sensitive that police officers were not even allowed to question them like that; only highly trained special child interviewers are
allowed to go there. Because little kids can be highly susceptible!

The man who called 911 to report finding a door to a large metal safe in his son’s trunk. Dad drove the car to me, popped the
trunk and showed me the huge safe door in there; obviously cut and ripped off the rest of the safe. Yep, it was from a safe heist.
We found the rest of the safe and loot in the boy’s bedroom; proceeds from a residential burglary.

A young woman not old enough to buy alcohol got caught buying alcohol. Her professionally made fake ID card looked good
but of course had no matching record in the state database. Tragically for her, she had turned 21 just a week earlier and actually
didn’t need to keep using the fake ID anymore.