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I arrested a guy once for throwing a log through a window. From the outside, into the living room.

The young addict who overdosed and died from inhaling tetrafluoroethene from gas duster air cans. You know, the kind you
use for blasting your keyboard clean. He was stealing several large cans a day from WalMart and had a very impressive and sad
collection of empties scattered around him in the woods. Completely melted his brain and liver into goo and stopped his heart.

The lady who flipped off the guy in a parking lot. I think he took her parking spot or something. His shocking over-reaction was
to stomp over to her car, yank open her car door and holler “If you’re going to act like a man, then get out and fight me like
one!” She was instantly traumatized. Definitely the last time she ever flipped anybody the bird.

Brewpub owner reports a theft of the safe from his office. Good news is that there was a nice surveillance camera system set up.
Bad news was the DVR was also stolen. Because it was on the desk.. literally.. right next to the safe.