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Man walks in to work one morning, demands a meeting with corporate human resources lady. He tells HR he’s done and wants
to retire. And he wants a company credit card issued to him with no limit, so he can buy things he needs. He promises not to go
crazy with it; he’ll use it just for groceries and stuff in the future. Indefinitely. Yep; it’s certified crazy talk. The man…was one of
our police clerks. He just went and lost his mind one day. He got sent home and yeah..definitely lost his job.

Local resident in his 70’s had a cardiac arrest in his house, serious enough to kill him. Looked like it had started in his bathroom
and ended in the living room. Fun fact: sometimes when you have a cardiac arrest it can be accompanied by a diarrhea episode.
And if you’re in a lot of distress and running around clutching your heart, you might not care (or know) that you’re smearing
and flinging runny shit all over the floor. And walls. The whole fresh stinky scene was a bit worse for me because I had personally
known the guy for quite a few years. His friend showed up and told me that they had just had breakfast at a local diner. My only
question was wanting to know exactly what kind of greasy food the dead guy had ordered that had killed him.

Robbery scene at a fast food restaurant: young man with a hood and gun made off with several thousand dollars. He was never
identified or caught. Several years later, another robbery at a gas station mini-mart, again the suspect (totally different guy) got
a clean getaway. The more I think about it, the more I think those two robberies were totally staged. Meaning the “victims” pre-
planned it and got probably half the take for pretending to be scared when their friend showed up looking mean with an
unloaded plastic gun, to get the cash belonging to the store. I mean, it sure seems like a kind of easy way to make a few thousand
quick bucks.