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I got dispatched to a hit and run motor vehicle collison that just happened in the interesection of 305 at 307. As I was enroute
to the scene to talk to the victim, the other driver called 911 to report a hit and run. Weird, but okay, both drivers are accounted
for, this should be easy to resolve. Turns out both callers were both victims in two completely separate hit and run collisions,
same intersection, about 4 minutes apart. Both of the causing drivers – yes, two completely different ones – had fled the scene.
What are the odds. Well on that day, pretty low.

Several times during my career, citizens turned in to the police department found dogs. If they had no tags, we’d call for Animal
Control to come pick them up and hold on to them. (the dogs, not the citizens..) If the dogs were especially friendly or good
looking, I’d take them out on patrol ride alongs with me instead making them wait in an interview room at the PD for a couple
hours. Cause I’m a dog guy.

Local idiot whacked out on meth is wandering around in a residential area, looking in vain for his crack whore girlfriend, making
a nuisance of himself by knocking on too many doors very early in the morning. He went down a back alley and found a guy
working on his back deck; idiot asked the guy where his girlfriend was and the guy, seeing this idiot was not in his right state of
mind, told him to get lost. Meth head idiot walked off. Man on deck feels uneasy so went into his house to get his gun. Forgot
to close the glass sliding door behind him. Meth idiot moron followed him in, on a quest to get his girl back. The homeowner
did not hear the idiot walk into his house, because the homeowner was upstairs getting his safe open to produce his very large
revolver. Whacked out idiot wanders into downstairs bedroom and woke up the wife sleeping in the bed, who was not, as it
turns out, his girlfriend. She screamed. Husband upstairs gets revolver out of safe. Idiot on meth has a couple working brain
cells connect, and decides he should exit the residence. He made it out and ran away before the homeowner, now armed, could
make it downstairs with his revolver. Idiot got away but we caught him a couple blocks later. Myself and the other officers all
agreed that if the homeowner had shot that dude, and the homeowner could articulate that is was in justifiable self defense, he
would have had our complete approval.