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Private school principal called 911; a child was missing. I responded and they tell me that a parent had come to pick up her 5
grader, and she had brought her toddler with her, who was now missing. The mom was freaking out of course, and pretty much
the entire school staff had already torn the school upside down in a frantic effort to find the kid; they even opened up every
cupboard and cabinet door, which of course took awhile. Kid is still MIA. I call for my sergeant, who calls for more officers. The
mom tearfully calls her husband at home to fill him in that, uh, she lost their kid. “What are you talking about?” I heard him ask
her on the phone. “He’s right here with me!” She froze in confusion and he explained to her “You never left the house with him!”

One of my coworkers stopped a car for a moving violation and the driver, a white lady, immediately started yelling at the officer
that the only reason why he stopped her was because her passenger was a black man. My coworker tried to point out to her that
he was actually not a racist, and it was the middle of the night, he was behind her car, and he had not the faintest idea what race
her passenger was nor would he care anyway. But she was having none of it, her mind was set, she had a race card and she was
going! to! use it! Sigh…there are people out there like that.

Director of the kidney dialisis center was upset that a client, an indigent state-sponsored skankerella, was not only showing up
to every appointment completely whacked-out on heroin, but she was also shooting up in their parking lot right before coming
in. I suggested that they just revoke her priveliges there but the director explained she had a state contract and could not refuse
services, which for skankarella were literally life-saving. So I had a chat with the junkie, and told her that for her next
appointment there was going to be a drug-sniffing dog present (okay that was a ruse) and that undercover cops in unmarked
cars were also going to be watching her in the parking lot. (yes, also a ruse) By the way, dialysis cleans blood, right? Wouldn’t
shooting heroin into your veins right before than proceedure be like, a waste of perfectly good heroin?

Two guys on a small boat leave the Suquamish tribal casino late at night, and motor over to Poulsbo. Upon arrival, half the guys
on the boat discover that the other half are no longer on board. Police get called. The guy driving the boat tells us that the other
guy, drunk, must have fallen off at some point and drowned. Well now isn’t that just suspicious as hell. A few days later the
missing guy’s body washed up on shore. No obvious trauma, looks like he did indeed just fall off the boat. Or was he pushed?