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Local resident (named Thor) called to complain that his ex-wife had taken their two young children away on vacation and now
she was refusing to bring them back. From Iceland.

Guy had an elderly mother with dementia. She couldn’t remember anything past a day so she needed somebody to live with her.
Son didn’t want to do that himself so he invited a homeless dude in to live with mom and keep an eye on her. Room and board
free, just watch the old lady. Homeless dude then guess what invites other homeless people in. Son calls police after a week
when all the food and the new flat screen TV are gone. Responding officer (me) is not really too sympathetic about how that all
turned out.

Reminds me of the time a local woman got sent off to prison after winding up in jail too many times. Shortly after she was gone,
her mother called the police to report noticing her daughter’s TV had been stolen from her apartment. I showed up. Figuring
the TV was probably stolen from somebody else in the first place, my sympathy meter didn’t move much that time either.

The two dumb teenagers who discovered you can buy a cheap DIY tattoo gun set off eBay for less than $40 bucks; the stupider
one let herself be the test canvas for several amateur tattoos of exceedingly and just epic poor quality. Their parents freaked out
and a couple thousand dollars was later spent on laser zapping them away as best they could. I took pictures but didn’t save
them, unfortunately. God those were shitty tattoos. I really wish I had kept those pictures. Much ragrets.