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“Sir the reason why I pulled you over is because you did not stop completely at the last two stop signs you drove past.” Driver:
“I’m sorry officer, I don’t really feel good. I just crapped my pants.”

I stopped a driver once for running a red light. I walked up the car and before I could say anything the driver immediately yelled
to me “It was green and I want your badge number!”

Quote from a driver I had stopped for speeding; I see he’s holding a court-mandated in-car alcohol breath tester for what could
only be for a recent DUI conviction: “My driving record? Yeah, it’s actually pretty good.”