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Traffic stop: three guys in a car, two were not wearing seat belts. One of the unrestrained passengers told me “Oh I was wearing
my seatbelt, I just took it off.” Me, knowing That Was a Lie, replied “Well can you put it back on right now please?” Me, watching
with great amusement as he struggled for a very long time to find it, get it out from underneath him, and then try to get it on
with a hilarious amount of great difficulty. “Wow,” I finally told him. “It looks to me like this is the first time you’ve ever met
that seatbelt, sir.”

I once saw the aftermath of a trailer tire that had spun off the trailer and careened from the highway into a parking lot at full
speed, hitting a couple parked cars. Mass + Momentum = Destruction.

Ditzy female deputy, off duty, speeding in her personally owned vehicle badly enough that somebody called 911 and reported
her. When my dispatcher read her plate out over the air and added her name, her husband – who was my deputy police chief at
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that time – quickly told me that he’d take care of that call. Kind of funny because that was like the 2 or 3 time it had happened.