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The elementary school principal I pulled over for not wearing her seatbelt. She explained to me how she had once rear ended a
truck carrying long pipes, the pipes went into her windshield and speared the driver’s seat but she didn’t die that time because
she had not been wearing a seat belt and so she had been able to quickly duck out of the way. So…she vowed to never wear a
seat belt ever. Cause, you know..pipes. Again, this was a school principal telling me that.

Me: knocking on a front door, peering in a side window looking for somebody to answer. Nobody is home. Then the homeowner
drives up, she’s a middle aged woman. “This is my house..is everything okay?” she asked, noticing then that there were several
undercover/detective police cars also parked nearby in front of her house. A detective approached her and explained a search
warrant had been issued to scour her son’s computer to get the child porn. She let us in the house and few minutes later the 20-
something year son arrived. He was questioned, and confessed within a few minutes.

The slightly drunk woman in a very crowded bar who impulsively grabbed an officer’s ass as he walked by in the crowd. He was
not amused and she got handcuffed. To her defense, the officer grabbed was not a bad looking young guy. For the record, I
would not handcuff a woman for that. He was kind of a tight ass officer though. Which was probably why she grabbed it.