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The firemen who called to report a man was being weird running circles around their fire station. Weird as in..naked. In broad
daylight. I responded to the scene to help out the firefighters. Turns out the weird running man was not entirely naked; he was
wearing a belt.

A motorist called 911 to report a girl had just jumped out of a moving car. I arrive, with an aid crew. The car is long gone but the
girl, a 22 year old drug addict with a reputation, is still there with some very fresh and nasty looking scrapes on her hands and
knees and elbows and hips, because the car had been going about 35 miles per hour and she dove out on what was essentially
pavement that was moving at 35 miles hour. She would not say who was driving or why she felt like she had to leave the car so
quickly. When it became clear that she was no snitch, I stopped caring so much about trying to find out who was driving. Off to
the hospital she went.

Lady had her car stolen. About a month later it was found, abandoned in a park and ride lot out in the county. I called her. “Hey
good news we found your car!” She was not happy to get her old crappy car back. “Noooooooo! My insurance company was two
days away from writing it off and sending me a big check!”

Me, at a lady’s front door with some Animal Control Officers, talking to the her about how it sure is funny how’s she’s been
taking her dog to so many different veterinarians to get pain pills. For “the dog.” The husband wandered by the front door, saw
what was going on, and kept walking away; he wanted no part of it. Wife denied any shenanigans. She was a liar.