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The alarm was going off at the large church again, because it was Saturday again and the alarm was apparently set to trip every
Saturday. All of the other officers had stopped responding to the church alarms long ago, but I went anyway, just in case the
alarm was caused by an actual burglar. Usually the church was empty but a couple times I found employees there, and I’d try
not to yell at them too much while trying to convey how, if they have false alarms once a week, sooner or later they’d have a real
alarm and the police were not to show up because reasons. The employees acknowledged it was a problem and they saw my
point, but the false alarms continued to be a thing for the next several years.

During the night, a cat jumped up onto the hood of my patrol car while it was parked in my driveway. I was off duty, at home,
inside asleep. After the cat got onto the hood, it was followed by a dog. Probably one of mine. I know this happened because the
next day I saw my hood was absolutely covered with mud smears and footprints from two different species of pet. It looked like
they had been breakdancing on the hood. After I washed all the mud and dirt off, the only evidence that anything amiss had
ever happened was..a horrifying mass of claw marks and deep scratches..all over the hood.

A woman wanted a restraining order served against her ex-husband. The judge signed off on it, clearly not noticing that she
had wanted him “..restrained from coming within 100,000 miles of her, her residence, and her workplace.”