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Another time somebody else got ahold of a police radio- I suspect it was a guy who was just driving through town. He was not
cute though, because he was taunting us and noting when he drove past him. Of course we didn’t know which officers were
passing him when or where, and we had no idea what he was driving. That only lasted a few minutes but it was super weird.

I stopped a woman for speeding. She was crying, and looked distraught. Her excuse shocked me: “I just put my husband in a
nursing home.” She looked maybe 45 years old. Did I give her a ticket? God no!

I caught two idiots cashing stolen and forged checks at a bank. She was 25, he was 38. Both unemployed, homeless, and living
in her car that was about to be repossessed. I interrogated them, broke them down pretty quickly and they confessed. When I
asked them what they had been spending their money on, they said “gasoline, food, and uh, the casino.” The other two officers
present were quickly disgusted. I said “Hey c’mon, they were trying to double their money!” The 38 year drug addict thief quietly
agreed with me: “It’s true officer…I WAS trying double the money.”