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I sent a lot of old people with deteriorating driving skills back to DOL to get their license re-examined or revoked. I stopped a
few drivers from foreign countries, and I caught a few grown adults who had never bothered to ever even get a driver’s license.
I caught lots of drivers with suspended and revoked licenses; their cars got towed away. I’ve had upset drivers go from name
dropping to name calling; both tactics were equally ineffective with me. I saw hundreds of deployed airbags and I saw a lot of
dumb people who learned the hard way that seatbelts can save wear and tear on occupants in car crashes.

I saw some car vs. motorcycle accidents. And cars vs. bicyclists and cars vs. skateboarders. And cars vs. deer, and one motorcycle
vs. a bear. The cars always won. I saw a lot of different body parts broken by cars and I saw I lot of vehicle parts broken by
people’s bodies: windows smashed by heads, steering wheels bent in like tacos by hands and arms, gas pedals twisted by feet,
and cringe-inducing major dents on the outsides of cars from people’s elbows and hips.

I pulled over thousands and thousands of motorists for every traffic offense you can imagine. I heard a lot of different excuses
but I can’t say I heard every excuse in the book because there were always new and original ones. The best creative ones were
usually rewarded with no tickets because I enjoyed them so much, although I never told people that. Some drivers got very big
breaks from me while other more very deserving motorists got every offense I could find as a charge, sometimes totaling well
over two thousand dollars. I wrote thousands of traffic and parking tickets to deserving motorists. The vast majority of caught
drivers were given breaks, though.

I saw countless drivers suddenly reach for their seatbelts or drop their cell phones or stomp on their brakes when they saw me
watching them. Sometimes it was pretty funny. I also met a few people in car accidents who had been wearing their seatbelts
because I had stopped them previously and warned them either verbally or with a ticket.