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I’ve met a few folks running around lost in public in varying stages of undress and nudity.

I tested hundreds of inebriated people of all ages for alcohol usage using large in-station breathalyzer machines, portable alcohol
testers, and field sobriety tests, at drinking parties, school dances, alongside busy roads, and in school principal’s offices. I saw
a few impaired drivers escape justice when paramedics and even doctors with search warrants were not able to get any blood
samples, due to collapsed blood veins.

I had to deal with hysterical people who insisted they were victims of a hate crime. Because they hated the crime that happened
to them.

I caught a lot of drunk and impaired drivers; some of them were spectacularly wasted with extremely high levels of alcohol in
their bloodstream, and some of them were still functioning at very high levels of capability somehow. The very first drunk driver
I ever caught actually had his lawyer already with him in the car. They both thought it would be a good idea to try to argue with
me. They were both wrong about that. I caught a lot of drivers who had never been pulled over before; ranging from new teen
drivers with a license less than a week old to senior citizens who got their first license 50 years before I had been born.