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Here we see a fella with issues who had wrapped himself in plastic like a mummy and was staggering down the highway, almost
getting hit by cars. After a very short conversation with him it was decided he should leave town. Strapped down on a stretcher,
in an aid car, to go get his head examined. One look at him and I had immediately determined he was going to be a two-officer
contact, since Weird Dude was also carrying a long wooden stake. You know, as one does, whilst wrapped in plastic.

The two different business owners shared an office space. When their planned merger fell through the older woman demanded
her desk and shelves back immediately from the younger woman, and then the older woman swept everything onto the floor to
take them back. Offensive as hell but not actually a criminal act; nothing was broken..so no crime.

Me, in the Walmart parking lot talking to an upset woman who had just encountered some strange men who had been bothering
her. “The one thing I’ve learned in this job, is that weird things happen. And it can happen at any time, to anybody, even
randomly.” As I finish talking to her, another customer approaches me. “Excuse me officer, um, there’s a naked man in that van
over there.”