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Guy had three young daughters. He was raping all of them. One night when one of them started bleeding and wouldn’t stop, he
had to call 911 for an ambulance. The angry 911 operator got the father to admit over the phone just exactly why his pre-teen
daughter had a vaginal bleed at 1 am. Ambulance crew was dispatched, oh also the police too. I showed up at the house. (The
other officer on duty was so excited about the call that he actually drove off the road at high speed responding to the house so
it was just me there for that one..) Right away I handcuffed the guy and put him in the back of my car. I went back inside to
check on the daughter. Aid crew guys show up in force and come into the living room to take care of the victim. At that moment
the mom wanders into the living room half asleep in her nightgown, blinking a lot, sees us there and asks “What.. Is.. Going
on…Here…?” And all of the aid crew guys look at me like it’s my job to tell her. Which I did. Which caused her then to awaken
fully. And freak the fuck out, you know, as one does. Dad the Rapist pled guilty and went off to prison for five whole years.

This one about the dying deer in a ditch: A car had hit it. Messed it up, but not dead yet. Flopping around and breathing frothy
blood making a scene so I reluctantly got out my gun to dispatch it. One of the public works guys, on hand to eagerly claim it
as venison, stepped in and offered to take care of the deer and save me a bullet (and a police report). I readily agreed and watched
in mild horror he quickly stepped on the deer’s nose with his big boot to hold it down, and then with a big knife he quickly NBD
sawed the neck open to bleed it out while it weakly jerked its legs. Mission, uh, accomplished. Holy crap, man!