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Some of the things people have said to me when I pulled them over for bad driving:
“I’m actually late for court right now for a ticket.”
“My driving record? Perfect! For the most part.”
“I’ve only lived here a few months.”
“How’s my driving record? I don’t usually get pulled over.”
“Oh I was going to put my seat belt on when I get to the next red light.”
“What seems to be the problem, officer?”
“Aside from a recent DUI, my driving record is pretty good.”
“I don’t need to use my turn signal when there’s nobody behind me.”
“You’re a city cop, you don’t have jurisidiction on county roads.”
“This is bullshit.”
“I’m not signing that ticket.”
“I’m getting tired of these tickets.”
“I’ll see you in court.”
