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I never booked a prisoner into the jail who then chose to hang themselves in their cell instead of facing a judge.

I never stopped a stolen car at gunpoint that turned out to be not a stolen car full of criminals, but the original owners of the
car that wasn’t actually stolen anymore.

I never had to confront a man armed with two knives hiding behind a police car in the police car parking lot at night with a
suicide note pinned to his chest

I didn’t see the car crash where a tree came down onto a convertible car on a warm sunny day; one large limb came down on
the driver’s head, splitting it open and blowing blood and brains just everywhere, including on his wife who was (physically) not
hurt next to him.

I never met a person actually wearing an aluminum foil hat.