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I responded to public disturbances, petty parking complaints and noise complaints of every kind; from random gunfire coming
from somewhere over there to ominous scary sounding noises of things bumping in the night outside, under, or in houses, and
there were of course many barking dogs and too-early in the morning construction noises, lawnmowers, dirt bikes, drinking
parties, live amplified garage bands, and one unforgettable hilariously obnoxious late night Vietnamese yowling karaoke party.

I read a lot of victim, witness, and suspect statements, handwritten with stunning and frankly highly amusing levels of illiteracy.
I also read quite a few statements that were complete fabrications of lies, with no regard to the perjury warning printed at the
bottom of every form.

I banished and excluded and officially criminally trespassed a lot of criminally guilty people from stores, schools, businesses,
parks, neighborhoods and sometimes their own houses. Sometimes I encouraged or demanded that certain deserving people
leave the premises, the city, or even the state – those orders were of course way beyond my authority - but sometimes it actually
worked, to the great amusement of myself and my fellow officers.