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Did I see people naked? Sigh…yes I did. Streakers, flashers, and sunbathers. Naked people intentionally exposing themselves.
Naked people unintentionally exposing themselves. Skinny scrawny naked people, extremely overweight naked people. Naked
old people. Naked people who were crazy. Naked people drunk. Naked people on drugs, naked people having sex. Naked people
who were dead. Most of the naked people I saw really should have kept their clothes on.

I mediated every kind of dispute imaginable. Child custody disputes, property disputes, landlord/tenant disputes, neighbor
noise disputes, customer disputes, epic neighbor property line and fence disputes, smarmy car salesmen instigated car buying
disputes, and every kind of family argument imaginable and possible.

At various times I described my job as being a marriage counselor, a public driving instructor, and a garbageman.